Jab santa ne ki bhabhi ki pitayi

Ek din santa apni bhabhi ki pitayi kar raha tha

Ek admi ne puchha kyu maar rahe ho?

SANTA: meri bhabhi achhi aurat nahi hai

AADMI: kyu..kya hua?

SANTA : Mere sare dost phone par baat karte raht hain...
jisse bhi puchho kisse baat kar rahe ho,to wo kehta hai teri bhabhi se....